As we walked around, I made mental notes of things that may help you understand how much of a state fair enthusiast you are:
- In anticipation of the fair, everything you eat has to be on a stick. +2
- When you hear about the economic slide, it reminds you of the big slide at the fair. +1
- The ticket taker knows you by name. +2
- You actually look forward to a corn dog. +1
- You keep a secret tally of mullet sightings. +1
- You grow a mullet just in anticipation of the fair. +5
- You snuck in a McDonald's sandwich. -3
- As you walk into the main gate, you immediately begin speaking in what can best be described as tongues. +3
- You believe 5 minutes or less is sufficient time in the 4-H building. -3
- You can point people to the Pioneer Building. +1
- You know what show is next up at the Pioneer Building. +3
- You fell for the "spider-on-a-string" gag in the cattle barn. -1
- You received a ribbon in the turkey calling contest. +5
- You asked about a veggie burger at the pork producers tent. -4
- You walked through every isle at the Varied Industries building. +1
- You bought something at the VI building. +2
- You picked the winner of the goat show. +3
- You saw the butter cow. +0
- You didn't eat anything on a stick. -1
- You braved the heat to catch a glimpse of the fair queen contest. +1
- You know when AE begins serving free ice cream. +2
- You couldn't find the grandstand. -2
- You never had your hand stamped all 10 days....because you never left. +5
25-38 - You're a fair fanatic.
15-25 - You're a satisfied fair-goer
5-15 - You may think you like the fair, but you have a ways to go.
0-5 - Did you even go to the fair?
0 or less - Next year, go to the Missouri state fair
