Meetings

As I entered the 2nd hour of an afternoon meeting today, I saw this on the wall across the room.

Are you lonely?
Not like working by yourself?
Hate making decisions?

Then call a MEETING!

You can.................
-SEE people
-DRAW flowcharts
-FEEL important
-FORM sub comittees
-IMPRESS your collegues
-MAKE meaningless recommendations
ALL on company time!

Meetings - the practical alternative to work.